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The Obama method for killing flies was popularized by President Barack Obama during an interview. There was a fly disrupting him from speaking, so what did he do? He practiced patience...and swatted the hell out of it. Below is the technique for killing flies the Obama way.

Step 1: There is a fly bugging you, but it seems to be attracted to the heat that your body is giving off, so it is constantly landing on you and taking off again.

Step 2: Wait for the fly to land on your left arm, hand, or leg (if you are sitting). Do the reverse of this if you are left handed.

Step 3: With your right hand, lift it up high so as not to be in the fly's radar. It is recommended to keep it at about chest level if you are sitting down and your hand is in your lap.

Step 4: Using strikingly fast speed, slam your hand down in a slapping motion to where the fly is located.

If you are successful, the fly won't know what hit him. He will get pulverized and the only thing left for you to do after that is to clean your hand of the fly guts and deposit the fly.

See the video below for Obama's demonstration: